the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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