Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I can't turn off my feet"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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