You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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