normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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