You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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