What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
