Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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