just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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