so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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