You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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