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Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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