Are we in a gay sports bar?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
