that's an acceptable place to lick
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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