she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
40s are totally the cure
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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