"it" just moved
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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