Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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