How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
she told me i tasted like america
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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