Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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