no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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