i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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