I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
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