I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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