i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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