Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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