It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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