When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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