is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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