Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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