just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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