did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Green mimosas i think yes
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
tell me about the fingering
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