So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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