i don't like sucking hair
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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