I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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