Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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