Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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