How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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