OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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