Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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