So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Randomize
