do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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