wat bout pragnant strippers??
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
She said her name was "party"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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