operation harelip BJ is a go
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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