how can u be prego again
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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