Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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