There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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