She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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