Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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