she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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