we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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