Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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