I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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