Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
i believe in u and ur pee
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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